Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Two dollars says the paperboy

Two dollars says the paperboy still wants a word about it

Henry wears a gray suit with a slight grin

Smaller white text reads "FORT COLLINS

A 1950s hand-drawn illustration in red

Distressed white lowercase retro text reads "having a" above a cartoon illustration of a tipped waffle cone with a tan crosshatch pattern lying on its side

Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Two dollars says the paperboySplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split