Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Chong Li didn't get one

Chong Li didn't get one because nobody had the nerve to hand it to him

Bold distressed red serif text below reads "I LOVE BIG CANS

Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides mid-step in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

rendered in blues

" with white script below reading "Watch out for that first step

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Chong Li didn't get oneBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals