Michigan - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Material: 8

Material: 8

Plausible deniability never came with better hardware

or basic situational awareness to decide he already hates you

Golden-yellow arched text reads "ESTD 1887" above a cartoon farmer in blue overalls holding a brown baseball bat over his shoulder

and now they're out here laundering profanity for dads at gift shops

Michigan - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Material: 8Michigan's highway department accidentally created the greatest dirty joke in American infrastructure using taxpayer money. Exit 69 to Big Beaver is real, verifiable, and no state employee has made eye contact with a cartographer since. The Details: Bold distressed white block text reads "MICHIGAN" above a white silhouette of the state, including both the Upper and Lower Peninsula, rendered with a weathered grunge texture. Smaller white serif text