Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillance

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA

Raw egg yolks and self-help tapes built that brain

Oval badge outline with a gold inner frame border contains a dark illustration of Farkus

The club burned bright but brief

Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillanceCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout