The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " mounted on a lattice

" mounted on a lattice pylon tower

Inspired by Logan's Run

and a whole lot of questionable ethics

Ornamental scrollwork surrounds curved bottom text reading "DANGER IS MY BUSINESS

Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield-shaped emblem

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " mounted on a latticeCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie