I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno and golden-yellow antennae tipped with

and golden-yellow antennae tipped with small dots

" A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye

it's a commandment delivered with the warmth of a man who counts blueberries in his muffin

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

White block text below reads "AIR FREIGHT

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno and golden-yellow antennae tipped withSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white