My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Steady hand

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Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top

That man has a favorite camp stove and he will corner you about it before the hot dogs are done

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Steady handSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and