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its toothed mouth open near a small spice harvester

Rigging a pickup line to an involuntary reflex is the most honest thing anyone's ever done in a bar

Portland's Webfeet took the diamond in 1890

but struggled to compete with the rise of mega-resorts

A vintage-style bald eagle with wings spread and talons extended

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL its toothed mouth open nearA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue