WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M and green spell "PAGO PAGO"

and green spell "PAGO PAGO" against blue horizontal-line patterning and a tropical beach scene with green palm trees

nostalgia overload

Revenge is a dish best served… in comfort

The structure says "witty wordplay" but the content says "I peaked in seventh grade and I'm fine with it

and the promise of somewhere far away

WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M and green spell "PAGO PAGO"Moral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"