Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " A distressed golden longhorn

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

" "LOS ANGELES

and an open-mouthed expression

and oceanfront landscaping in green

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " A distressed golden longhornSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"