Feeling Stabby - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S weathered gray serif text reads

weathered gray serif text reads "Established 1905

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

" above a small light blue shark silhouette

Feeling Stabby - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S weathered gray serif text readsUnicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty. Pastel camouflage only works until the horse runs out of patience. The Details: Curved distressed white bubble text in a groovy 1970s style reads "FEELING" arched above a cartoon unicorn head and "STABBY" arched below it. The unicorn has a pink and yellow striped horn, a flowing pastel pink, purple, blue, and yellow