Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha with weathered white block text

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

White silhouette of a falling bomb with tail fins and motion lines at the top

Distressed white sans-serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass

Holding up a bone and announcing you found it humerus is the kind of joke that got a caveman exiled from his tribe

but the Spuds understood exactly where they came from

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha with weathered white block textSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved