I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Spicoli's list of life requirements

Spicoli's list of life requirements fits on one hand

Connor MacLeod's provenance paperwork is unbeatable because he was literally there

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Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic-book-style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson

" Pink and magenta block letters spell "LANES" below

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Spicoli's list of life requirementsCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved