You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch Biff's whole empire got reduced

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

and that ORchard exchange phone number connected neighbors to something bigger than a game

You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch Biff's whole empire got reducedOregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone. The Details: Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8 bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains