Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S"

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

a small red star

Minor league ball meant everything to communities too small for much else

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

water splashing around its blue and white body in a vintage illustration style

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S"Putting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text