If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bowlingalley A navy blue line-art illustration

A navy blue line-art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center

cream text reads "SOUTHERN LEAGUE" above outlined serif numerals reading "1885

Bold white condensed uppercase sans-serif text reads "MOIST" centered on the chest

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" above a large decorative serif "OKAYEST" with an ornate capital "O" in an art deco style

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bowlingalley A navy blue line-art illustrationRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered