Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican Somehow it's more romantic than

Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist

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Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

Booking a world tour for a man whose entire career lasted one butchered national anthem is exactly the kind of commitment Frank Drebin would respect

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Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican Somehow it's more romantic thanRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon