Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering

Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface

and everyone knows it from personal experience

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Distressed cream groovy bubble letteringSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small