Matrix T-shirt Color:Black this funny bearded dragon shirt

this funny bearded dragon shirt pours out pure personality

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Cold-blooded and colossal

Just like your favorite pet

Matrix T-shirt Color:Black this funny bearded dragon shirtWhat if I told you the choice was between a red mealworm and a blue mealworm? This Matrix inspired tee features your favorite house dinosaur styled like Neo complete with trench coat, shades, and two very dramatic mealworms. Its a cold blooded twist on the classic red pill or blue pill moment, except this time the stakes are crunchy, wiggly, and beardie approved. Perfect for reptile lovers who know their lizard would absolutely eat both and then stare