Reality is in Retrograde Infant Bodysuit - Unisex Fit philosophy This Bram Stoker inspired athletic

This Bram Stoker inspired athletic shirt makes a great gift for fans of Dracula and vampires

Not really

and sorcery

If you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day

or stirring up a little satanic panic

Reality is in Retrograde Infant Bodysuit - Unisex Fit philosophy This Bram Stoker inspired athleticAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic infant bodysuit with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Bodysuit Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks