Pathology Prowlers MC T-Shirt | Forensic Motorcycle Club Tee Color:Red People whose carbon footprint is

People whose carbon footprint is smaller than their shoe size

Announce your professional dedication to asking "but why though

The vivid blue background was chosen specifically to evoke the "blue screen of death" familiar to anyone who's experienced technological failure at a crucial moment

which is infinitely more impressive at awkward family gatherings

The weathered texture on the code editor implies this particular function has been crashing consistently since humans first decided to outsource thinking to machines that learn everything from Reddit comments

Pathology Prowlers MC T-Shirt | Forensic Motorcycle Club Tee Color:Red People whose carbon footprint isDESCRIPTION For those who ride in the thin leather line between mortality and morbidity, we present the "Pathology Prowlers" tee celebrating the daring diagnosticians who spend their days determining why others no longer have them. This vintage inspired shield emblem honors the noble pursuit of posthumous puzzle solving while astride chrome plated freedom machines. Founded in 1967 (coincidentally the same year that both autopsies and motorcycles