Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL So we’re not even pretending

So we’re not even pretending to be responsible anymore

Comfortable in your hand

• 2am snack runs in your mom's minivan

Slip it on and let the world know that your trips to the loo are as efficient as a Formula 1 pit stop

In the quiet rituals of a morning

Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL So we’re not even pretendingThe Why Do My Balls Itch? t shirt feels less like clothing and more like a public access television meltdown that somehow got approved for mass production. Inspired by the deeply uncomfortable, low budget chaos of early 2000s absurdist comedy, this shirt captures the exact energy of a man standing motionless under fluorescent lighting asking a deeply personal question nobody wanted answered. Its awkward. Its loud. Its stupid in a very specific