Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] 252 while this card is in

while this card is in the Graveyard (except during the Damage Step): You can Set this card

Set: Kaladesh Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {4} Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns

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Set: Structure Deck: Lost Sanctuary Card type: Quick Play Spell Rarity: Common Attack: 0 Defense: 0 Special Summon 1 Fairy-Type monster from your hand

you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield and attach Deathrender to it

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] 252 while this card is inSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .