The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants Waist Size:Waist 30 He sees me wearing these

He sees me wearing these pants and matching blazer and marches right up to my barstool

The chap was wearing jorts that were way too short - borderline undies

*This red plaid Christmas suit is not for hipsters

If you've ever wondered what the statue of David swim briefs would look like

With elegant black and gold print and perfectly poised leg length

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