The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts Postscript_exclude The cute little gingerbread men

The cute little gingerbread men are practicing karate

Cue the Jimmy Buffet

Peach fuzz is damn adorable

The water is more delicious than anything to ever touch your tongue

white and blue bikini bottoms

The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts Postscript_exclude The cute little gingerbread menOur Heat Map suit short is not an actual heat map short. We tried to make an actual thermal short. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my crotchal region and the occasional pouf for the rear. To be honest, I started getting worried that all other areas of my body were dying, if not already dead. I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red