The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S If you’re reading this Illuminati

If you’re reading this Illuminati

I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit

And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys

the mailman

You bet your cherry red behind I'd snag the shirt from that closet and bring it back to it's former glory

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S If you’re reading this IlluminatiBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.