The Cowmasutra | Naughty Abstract Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Summer22Stacking I've spent more time than

I've spent more time than any human should on an elliptical

Santa's bod used to bring all the girls to the yard

This red and black buffalo check bralette make me wanna get some dirt on my hands and go chop down a tree

And while you’re nose deep in those petals

without the heartburn from eating 20 hotdogs in one afternoon

The Cowmasutra | Naughty Abstract Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Summer22Stacking I've spent more time thanRemember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous of how much life you still have ahead of you. Savor it, you fool!