Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing Size:S Ringspun yarns of soft combed

Ringspun yarns of soft combed cotton are knit into a substntial Jersey fabric with a first class look and feel

declaring your allegiance to commerce of flesh over the commerce of death

a badge of honor worn by those who live life on a spectrum of exhilaration

and double-layered—perfect for an adventurous beach day or a chill spa visit

the perpetually buzzed souls who find themselves foraging for snacks in the eerie quiet of 3 AM

Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing Size:S Ringspun yarns of soft combedFunctional Alcoholic t shirt Death and Friends Bartender Clothing The "Functional Alcoholic" T shirt is a wry nod to those who can juggle a shaker in one hand and lifes complexities in the other, a uniform for the barkeeping savants who mix their craft with a pinch of irony and a dash of self awareness. It's for the mixologists who know their spirits nearly as well as they know their own demons, threading the needle between professional pourer and