The What in Carnations 7" (Stretch) "chubfestpulse" this isn't that shirt

this isn't that shirt

making friends

No Flamingos found in Old McDonalds Farm

Fit: These things have a drawstring waist and a 7 inch inseam

Not made from actual water

The What in Carnations 7" (Stretch) "chubfestpulse" this isn't that shirtIf you squint and look really really close at these woah woah, wayyyyyy too close there buddy. Fit: This is a classic swim trunk silhouette, 7" inseam, and elastic drawstring waist. Materials: These trunks are made with a 2 way stretch cotton nylon spandex blend. Details: Elastic waistband with drawcord for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner. Back pocket for pirate treasure. Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Pink Berry punch