Fat Ass [Unhinged] Friday Night Magic 2003 Set: Ancient Sanctuary Card type:

Set: Ancient Sanctuary Card type: Normal Trap Rarity: Rare Attack: 0 Defense: 0 Negate the attack of 1 of your opponent's monsters and increase your Life Points by an amount equal to the attacking monster's ATK

and return it to your hand

Set: Raging Tempest Card type: Effect Monster Rarity: Super Rare Attack: 0 Defense: 0 If this card is Normal Summoned: You can send 1 "Zoodiac" card from your Deck to your Graveyard

Set: 2004 Collectors Tin Card type: Effect Monster Rarity: Secret Rare Attack: 2300 Defense: 2100 If this card is the only card in your hand

if you're eating

Fat Ass [Unhinged] Friday Night Magic 2003 Set: Ancient Sanctuary Card type:Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.