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Maybe The Big Dipper

But don't quote us on that

Imagine how shocked the pool party will be when you drop your pants to reveal this hot dog on your wang

So take the reins and give Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty a chance to kick back and crush some cold ones

Romance is dead

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